Your baby’s immune system is very delicate for the first few months of life. Try to avoid exposing him to places where germs or bacteria might be present.
It’s very important you dress your baby appropriately for the weather conditions. You don’t want him to get too cold…
Or too hot.
And most importantly, do not use your baby in any pagan rituals, especially those involving human sacrifice.
****No babies were harmed in the making of this public service announcement. E and I would never actually do anything to put Baby Evan in danger. And if we did I would not be stupid enough to put pictures on the internet!****