Your baby’s immune system is very delicate for the first few months of life. Try to avoid exposing him to places where germs or bacteria might be present.

Like, for example, questionable bodies of water.

Like, for example, questionable bodies of water.

It’s very important you dress your baby appropriately for the weather conditions. You don’t want him to get too cold…

For example, dunking him the the river and then getting him naked.

For example, dunking him the the river and then getting him naked.

Or too hot.

For example, holding him near a bonfire.

For example, holding him near a bonfire.

And most importantly, do not use your baby in any pagan rituals, especially those involving human sacrifice.

Do not put your baby in a fire.

Do not put your baby in a fire.

****No babies were harmed in the making of this public service announcement. E and I would never actually do anything to put Baby Evan in danger. And if we did I would not be stupid enough to put pictures on the internet!****

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