1. Pick boogers out of someone else’s nose.
2. Refer to a diaper loaded with crap as poopies.
3. Show your boobs in public several times a day (without any Mardi Gras beads in sight).
4. Really enjoy looking at pictures of other people’s babies.
5. The mom-spit thing.
6. Pee with the door open.
7. Examine passing strollers the way you used to look at sports cars.
8. Trade in your US Weekly subscription for Parenting and Cookie.
9. Truly appreciate sleep.
10. EVERYTHING ELSE you judged people for before you had kids.