…That humans are not supposed to give birth to entire litters of children at once, this is it. GAINING 130 POUNDS DURING PREGNANCY IS NOT GOOD FOR YOU.

But hey, at least I don’t feel so bad about my own fat butt anymore. Especially since I bought this Old Navy maternity underwear – I highly recommend it, as the designer understands that not only does it need to go under my huge belly in the front, extra coverage in the back is always appreciated. Pregnant women are already uncomfortable enough without anything riding up our butts.