1. Wearing pants. They suck. I ordered a pair of jeans from Old Navy today (Baby and maternity sale going on – get free shipping if you use the code BABYMAT) even though there’s practically no point. I’ve got less than 2 months left and no plans to get off my couch.

2. Segments on the Today Show about MAMA-SPANX. Are you kidding me? I need a girdle while I am pregnant? The only thing that’s going to make me look thinner right now is giving birth.

3. Reading/watching/thinking/talking about the octuplet mom. I’m done. Although I certainly feel better about my own baby bump after seeing the picture of hers (TMZ has them if you care). Good God I cannot imagine the pain.

4. The internet. I’m going to try and take the weekend off because I need to interact with real people for a change. It’s easier to be prepared for the assholes I know rather than the surprise assholes online.

5. Valentine’s Day. Don’t think just because I’m married and happy and covered in pregnancy glow I like forced holidays. Plus without wine, fancy dinners are crap.

6. EVERYTHING ELSE. Pet hair. That noise the car is making again. The weather. People who ring my doorbell. My inability to walk up a flight of stairs without getting winded. The book I’m reading. Commercials. Braxton-Hicks contractions. E’s job.

The only thing that still makes me happy is you, dear friends. See you Monday.