My new favorite hobby is reading the iVillage pregnancy message boards and making fun of what people are naming their babies.* I was mostly on the April 2009 expecting threads but any of the boards meant for pregnant women are good. Something about prenatal hormones obviously makes women insane. Seriously, it’s like staring into a world I will never understand, although I think the woman who claims she’s naming her baby “Butter” might be in on the joke.

*Not actually on the boards. I only make fun of them out loud.