I have a joke for you. Who has two thumbs, hasn’t gained any more weight and has 90/60 blood pressure?
This girl!
I guess that doesn’t work so well on the internet.

Ok, this joke is completely unrelated, except that I almost fell off the couch it made me laugh so much. I suspect it’s not really that funny, but don’t argue too much the the pregnant woman, k?
What’s red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint!

AHAHAHAHAHahahahahahaha! Hahahaha! Ha. Sorry, now back to your regularly scheduled complaining.

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