…a million years ago when I was complaining about having a mustache? And I got all worried about sun exposure and bought a giant hat? Well unless my computer screen has started giving off UVA rays, my brown splotchy mustache is just a side effect of pregnancy rather than sunlight. My skin is completely clear and non-oily for the first time in my entire life, I suppose expecting to remain mustacheless is too much to ask. So much for enjoying a make-up free existence.