Unfortunately, my psychic abilities did NOT carry over to Blackjack. Well, actually they might have if the jackass playing the hand before me didn’t hit a fifteen with a six showing (in case you DON’T have a gambling problem and don’t know, that is a VERY BAD DECISION). Either way, baby’s going to have to wait til next paycheck for that awesome stroller.

In other news, I’m finding it very hard to use the correct pronouns for the baby. I prefer just using “the baby” and try to frame all my sentences in such a way that I can avoid saying “him” at all. Like, the baby is really kicking today! The baby must really like Arrested Development! The baby needs some ice cream right now! Or even better, if you loved your baby, you’d get us some Friendly’s! And if you don’t I’m going to make the baby listen to the new Britney album. Again.