After a brief incident this morning when I discovered the cats had licked a hole in my pumpkin pie, my husband still hadn’t cleaned the litter box, the turkey was still partially frozen and I considered cancelling the whole thing, it looks like it will be a Happy Thanksgiving.  The baby is looking forward to eating an entire box of Stove Top and a jar of mini pickles while I am looking forward to taking full advantage of my maternity pants with some baked brie (pasteurized!) and pretending this bottle of sparkling cider is really champagne. Hope everyone has a happy and safe holiday with their family, friends and fetuses.

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