I read somewhere that vitamin C helps prevent stretch marks, so I decided to up my intake. I’ve started drinking lots of orange juice and eating lots of carrots (those have vitamin C, right?). My baby might come out the color of a Oompa Loompa but at least I’ll get back in my bikini some day.

Also, my fingernails and eyelashes are suddenly ridiculously long. It’s nice to have at least two parts of my body cooperating.

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