My fabulous and very smart sister sent me this book today:

The back says: Are you a parent? Are you thirsty? Too many of us allow our infant sons and daughters to lay about idly – napping, drinking milk and sometimes “turning over.” Why not have them mix you a cocktail? Thanks, Baby!
It’s part of a whole series called “Baby be of use” and they’re all available on Amazon. Please feel free to mail them to me as soon as possible.