You know how when you’re really hungover and you feel like total crap and you know it would be soooo much better if you just threw up so you stop fighting it and get all that leftover alcohol and stomach bile and late night fast food out of your system and then you can finally get up off the floor and find some greasy eggs and hash browns?

Yeah, morning sickness is nothing like that.

I am currently basing all my food choices on how uncomfortable they are when they come back up.