Last night at dinner with my husband:

Me: (staring at the bacon on his bacon cheeseburger) That looks delicious. (stares at own meal of salad and turkey sandwich) Why is there no bacon on this?

E: You know, I’m not sure it’s good for a pregnant woman to eat so much bacon.

Me: Why do you hate me and our baby?

E:(silently hands over bacon)

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